MANCHESTER
4 - 30 Dec 2025

TOUR DATES
3 Jan-28 Feb 2026

Get ready for the udderly cheeky, naughtiest version of Jack and the Beanstalk you’ve ever dared to see! 🐮

Warning: this is not your childhood fairy tale—unless your bedtime stories came with a parental advisory!

In this fabulously filthy twist, Dame Trott’s farm is in shambles… Desperate to rescue the farm, our hero Jack heads to the cattle market to save the day but is milked by the fiendish Fleshlight into handing over their beloved cow Daisy for a handful of “magic beans” 

Will Flicking their Magic Beans save the day? 🫘 

Will we have to get our chopper out? 🪓

Will Daisy get milked? 🥛

Exactly how big is this Beanstalk? 🫛

Full of filthy innuendos, outrageous outuendos, laugh-out-loud routines and plenty of bean-tickling antics for you to join in with. Expect more naughty twists than you can shake your giant beanstalk at.

Leave the little ones at home, and help us
Jack Off the Beanstalk

it’s big one 🍆

ON SALE NOW DIRECT FROM HOPE MILL THEATRE

www.hopemilltheatre.co.uk

Ticket Prices & Booking Fees Vary
Please see venue websites for details

Current Month

fri03janAll DayHaverhill Arts CentreHaverhill Arts Centre, High St, Haverhill CB9 8AR5.30pm and 8.30pm (Last Few Tickets Remaining)

sat04janAll DayThe Harlington, FleetThe Harlington, Fleet, 236 Fleet Rd, Fleet, GU51 4BY5pm and 8pm

fri10janAll DayWhite Rock Theatre, HastingsWhite Rock Theatre, Hastings, White Rock, Hastings TN34 1JX5:30pm and 8:30pm

sat11janAll DayWolverhampton Grand TheatreWolverhampton Grand Theatre, Wolverhampton Grand Theatre, Lichfield St, Wolverhampton WV1 1DE4:30pm and 8pm (Last Few Tickets Remaining)

thu16janAll DaySwan Theatre, WorcesterSwan Theatre, Worcester, The Moors, Worcester WR1 3ED5.30pm and 8.30pm

fri17janAll DayChelmsford TheatreChelmsford Theatre, Fairfield Rd, Chelmsford CM1 1JG5.30pm and 8.30pm

sat18janAll DayChelmsford TheatreChelmsford Theatre, Fairfield Rd, Chelmsford CM1 1JG5pm and 8pm

sun19janAll DaySarah Thorn Theatre, BroadstairsSarah Thorne Theatre, Broadstairs, Sarah Thorne Theatre Office, Fordoun Road, Broadstairs CT10 2BN2pm and 5.30pm (sold out)

thu23janAll Dayfri24Lichfield Garrick Theatre, LichfieldLichfield Garrick Theatre, Castle Dyke, Lichfield WS13 6HR5:30pm and 8:30pm| 5pm and 8pm (Selling Fast)

sat25janAll DayKenton Theatre, Henley-on-ThamesKenton Theatre, Henley-on-Thames, 19 New St, Henley-on-Thames RG9 2BP5pm and 8pm

thu30janAll DayBlackwood Miners' InstituteBlackwood Miners' Institute, High St, Blackwood NP12 1BB8.30pm

fri31janAll DayNew Theatre Royal, PortsmouthNew Theatre Royal, Portsmouth, 20-24 Guildhall Walk, Portsmouth PO1 2DD5.30pm and 8.30pm (Selling Fast)

sat01febAll DayNew Theatre Royal, PortsmouthNew Theatre Royal, Portsmouth, 20-24 Guildhall Walk, Portsmouth PO1 2DD5pm and 8pm (Selling Fast)

sun02febAll DayRhoda McGaw Theatre, WokingRhoda McGaw, The Ambassadors, Peacocks Shopping Centre, Woking GU21 6GQ2pm & 5pm

sat08febAll DayLowther Pavilion, LythamLowther Pavilion, Lytham Saint Annes, Lowther Terrace, Lytham Saint Annes FY8 5QQ5pm and 8pm

thu13febAll DayCharter Hall, ColchesterCharter Hall, Colchester, Colchester Leisure World, Cowdray Ave, Colchester CO1 1YH8:30pm

sat15febAll DayPalace Theatre, PaigntonPalace Theatre, Paignton5pm and 8pm

fri21febAll DayWinding Wheel, ChesterfieldWinding Wheel, Chesterfield, 13 Holywell St, Chesterfield S41 7SA8.30pm

sat22febAll DayRoses Theatre, TewkesburyRoses Theatre, Tewkesbury, Sun St, Tewkesbury GL20 5NX5pm and 8pm