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Tinderella – Two Big Balls One Happy Ending is a hilarious ADULT PANTO. It’s an adult comedy show, an adult theatre show and a very naughty twist on traditional British panto… Pant wettingly funny! Tena lady is advised. (Seriously, we can’t keep paying to clean the seats…)

Its a guarantee* of what you will receive. But coincidentally, it is also the name of the Production Company behind our award winning pantos!

*One Happy Ending per show. Show viewings are unlimited. You WILL come more than once!

Running times are roughly 50mins Act 1, and 50mins Act 2 (Yes we can last 50mins…. Twice!). There is a 20 minute interval for you to take a break from rolling in the aisles.

An adult retelling of the classic Cinderella pantomime. Tinderella is a social-media-obsessed wannabe influencer who finds herself caught between two Princes (oh matron!) — and has to decide who really has the biggest balls. Expect live singing and dancing, flirty innuendo, filthy outuendo (not a real word), audience participation and classic British pantomime with a decidedly adult twist (Tinders can take more than one ball!)

Suitable for adult audiences looking for a gloriously naughty adult panto, adult comedy show or adult theatre show that isn’t ‘quite’ politically correct. There isn’t any nudity (sorry!) but that means all audiences over 16 can enjoy our show. If you do bring your kids along, you will be able to tie them up outside the venue where bowls of water are provided (this is a joke, don’t bring the kids!).

As strong as Kier Starmer’s determination to stay as Prime Minister… oh wait.

This is an Adult Panto, there will be an occasional expletive or cuss word (that means swear words btw), but we pride ourselves on witty humour and don’t believe screaming bad language at you to be funny… so whilst you can scream it at us, we will entertain you with side splitting quality humour (the safe word is Charming).

In a time where you can’t tell if your Grandma did really jump out of that plane, we can truthfully say yes, our cast sing, dance and perform live! No, they are not available by the hour.

Tinderella will be frolicking in London throughout December before gallivanting out on its adult pantomime tour across the UK from January – March. If you’re searching for an adult pantomime UK tour near you, check the latest Tinderella dates and venues*. (Gallivanting is the word we chose to use here.)

*We’ll be visiting: Birmingham, Bishop’s Stortford, Blackwood, Bradford, Chelmsford, Chesterfield, Colchester, Coventry, Dorking, Fleet, Grimsby, Hastings, Haverhill, Henley-on-Thames, Hoddesdon, Hornchurch, Lichfield, Lowestoft, Lytham St Annes, New Brighton, Northampton, Paignton, Peterborough, Portsmouth, Retford, Rotherham, Solihull, Southport, St Albans, Stafford, Stevenage, Swansea, Tewkesbury, Warrington, Windsor, Worcester

Although this is quite literally a law of Pantomime, we only encourage participation, not enforce it! You’re there to have fun and we’re there to have fun! (But not too much fun.)

Absolutely. Tinderella is made for date nights, mates’ nights out, birthdays, hen parties and groups who like their theatre with a few more balls. As an adult panto and adult comedy show, it’s the perfect excuse to get a gang together, have a drink, scream at the stage and enjoy something gloriously inappropriate. Couples are welcome too — although we accept no responsibility for any swiping or babies made after the performance.

You bring the hens*, we’ll bring the party!

*No actual chickens please. Maybe chickens. Bring chickens.

Tinderella is proudly camp, queer-friendly and gloriously inclusive. It’s an adult pantomime with a big LGBTQ+ following, ‘packed’ with innuendo, glittering performances and the sort of humour that has made Happy Ending Pantomimes a name for themselves with adult panto audiences across the UK. You absolutely do not need to be LGBTQ+ to enjoy it!

Adult panto tickets for Tinderella are available from www.happyendingpantomimes.com where you can find the latest tour dates and booking links.

WHY HAVE YOU NOT GOT TICKETS ALREADY!? We led with pant-wettingly good fun, happy endings and gallivanting…. GALLIVANTING!!

All that fun, for FREE*.

*free fun available with every purchased ticket, buy 2 for double the fun… or 10 for an orgy.